Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach/Unused Dialogue/S.T.A.F.F. Bot Dialogue

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Staff Bot Family Dialogue

Unused dialogue for the family of broken-down Staff Bots you see after exiting the sewers that is meant to play.

(Staff Dad) I am home.

(Staff Mom) You are home early.

(Staff Dad) I quit my job.

(Staff Mom) What about the children? We have a down payment on a new closet.

(Staff Dad) I do not know what I was thinking. I was compelled to leave my post.

(Staff Mom) This is no longer working. I am leaving. I am taking the children.

(Staff Dad) Do not go.

(Staff Mom) May you be happy in the life you have chosen.

Unused Go Kart Tutorial Dialogue

Unused dialogue for a cut Go-Kart minigame, which was replaced by a cutscene in the final.

(Gregory) Alright Roxy, here I come. 

(Driverbot) Happy birthday!

(Driverbot) Lightly give it some gas. 

(Driverbot) Left off the clutch.

(Driverbot) Wrong way.

(Driverbot) Avoid the red asphalt. 

(Driverbot) Guide right. 

(Driverbot) Careful now.

(Driverbot) Not too fast.

(Driverbot) Merge into traffic.

(Driverbot) Yield to traffic.

(Driverbot) Watch the curb.

(Driverbot) Avoid the cones.

(Driverbot) Take the kart out of neutral.

(Driverbot) Release the hand brake.

Magician Bot Dialogue

The Magician Bot's unused dialogue, compiled in audio form.

(Intercom) Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Fazbear Theatre. Now, enjoy the mystery and magic of the one and only STAFFBOT.

(Magician Bot) Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, what I am about to show you may confound and confuse you. Some may become scared. Yet I implore you! Do not be frightened by the mystical powers I possess. Do not fear the unknown... but be warned. The unknown is both dangerous and uncontrollable in the wrong hands.

(Magician Bot) Now, for my first trick, I will pull a rabbit out of my hat.

(Magician Bot) Error, no rabbit found.

(Magician Bot) Error.

(Magician Bot) I gotta get a new hat.

(Magician Bot) I need a new hat. 

(Magician Bot) You, Sir. Is that a coin behind your ear? NO, because I now have it here in my hand. See! Here... in my hand... OoooOOoo!

(Audience Bot) I have no ears.

(Magician Bot) Now... for some hypnotism!

(Magician Bot) I will now pick an audience member at random.

(Magician Bot) You, sir.

(Audience Bot) Who, me?

(Magician Bot) We have never met before?

(Audience Bot) No. I have never seen you before in my life.

(Magician Bot) SLEEP!

(Audience Bot) Sleep, sleep, sleep. I am human sleeping.

(Audience Bot) I cannot sleep. I am a robot.

(Magician Bot) Can I have another volunteer?

(Audience Bot) I hope I get picked.

(Audience Bot) I hope I do not get picked. 

(Magician Bot) NO volunteers?

(Magician Bot) For my next trick, I will make the audience disappear... close your eyes and count to 3. One, two , three!

(Audience Bot) Wow. Amazing.

(Magician Bot) Thank you! Thank you!

Original S.T.A.F.F. Bot Dialogue

Seemingly an earlier version of some S.T.A.F.F. Bot lines including the Map Bot's infamous line. Notably these use a different, less robotic sounding TTS voice. The female version of this TTS is only used when attacking S.T.A.F.F. Bots with a Fazerblaster or Faz Cam.

Filename	Audio	Transcript
FinalWarning.wav		(S.T.A.F.F. Bot) This is your final warning.
STAFFBOT_000001.wav		(Staff Bot) A child that small doesn't have a cloaking device.
HidingOverThere.wav		(S.T.A.F.F. Bot) He's hiding over there.
Obstruction01.wav		(S.T.A.F.F. Bot) Warning: Obstruction detected.
SecurityBreach.wav		(S.T.A.F.F. Bot) Security Breach.
TakeMyMap.wav		(Map Bot) Hello! Please take this map.
ThankYouEnjoy.wav		(Map Bot) Thank you! Please enjoy.
ThePlaceIsClosed.wav		(S.T.A.F.F. Bot) The place is closed.
VIPMembersOnly.wav		(S.T.A.F.F. Bot) Halt! VIP Members Only.

Salesbot Dialogue

Filename	Audio	Transcript
salesbot_00001		(Salesbot) Red Balloon, sonny?
salesbot_00002		(Salesbot) Buy this.
salesbot_00003		(Salesbot) Spend money here.
salesbot_00004		(Salesbot) I sell things that you want.
salesbot_00005		(Salesbot) No free samples.
salesbot_00006		(Salesbot) Sell sell sell.
salesbot_00007		(Salesbot) Pressure sales mode activated.
salesbot_00008		(Salesbot) Keep smiling.

Unused dialogue for a Salesbot. The "red balloon" they mention appears in the Warehouse, so maybe they were supposed to be used there.

Mop Bot Dialogue

Filename	Audio	Transcript
MOPBOT_00001		(Mop Bot) The Mega Pizzaplex is closed. Leave the premises or I will be forced to call security.
MOPBOT_00002		(Mop Bot) Exit the building. This is your final warning.
MOPBOT_00003		(Mop Bot) Alert. Alert. Security.

On launch, these would sometimes play when getting too close to them. But there was a bug where sometimes only the subtitles appear, or nothing appears at all. Because of this, these were removed in a patch.

Sewer Bot Dialogue

Filename	Audio	Transcript
SEWERBOT_000001		(Sewer Bot) Help me
SEWERBOT_000002		(Sewer Bot) Come closer